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OBAMA BUYS $40 MILLION ESTATE IN HAWAII
President Obama and his wife just closed on a mansion in Hawaii and plan to move – in January 2013! Barack and Michelle Obama will be moving to Hawaii in January of 2013. They have just purchase an...
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OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one. President Barack Obama reportedly told reporters last night that...
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MITT ROMNEY MOVES TO CAYMAN ISLANDS
Mitt Romney has left the United States and is moving his entire family to the Cayman Islands. Mitt Romney advisers described what it was like to be with the former governor as he came to terms with...
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JAY-Z NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE
President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013. Everyone inside the Beltway predicted that President Obama would name Susan Rice as his new...
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OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION
President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion. By decree, President Obama created a new religion that all Americans are automatically part of. The new religion is called –...
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OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury. In a ceremony at the White House this morning, President Obama replaced...
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BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT
Bat Boy: Going Mutant! Hollywood’s favorite book about it’s hottest new star! Insiders say that Bat Boy will soon be the biggest star Hollywood has ever known! Meanwhile: BUY THE BOOK! Oprah loves...
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OBAMA HEADS TO DOOMSDAY BUNKER
With December 21 – ‘the end of the world’ - looming – President Obama headed with his family and friends to his $50 million U.S. bunker. President Obama has been taken to his government-made bunker...
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OBAMA GETS BEST ACTOR NOD
President Obama has been nominated for an Oscar for his performance as President. He wanted to be nominated in same year as Lincoln. In a unusual move, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences,...
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OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address. One day after learning that Beyonce lip-synced the Star Spangled Banner at President Obama’s second inauguration, sources tell...
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